Suffer the Children

Anything you are or might be or say or don’t say can and will be held against you.
Jesus loves you. You better watch out.

While on line discussing psychoanalytic theory with other members of the seminar, the question immediately below flashed across my computer screen, an Instant Message from someone I had never heard of named, „Maureen.“ Looking up her profile, I discovered she was a fundamentalist Christian. The following conversation occurred during the other legitimate exchanges.

Maureen: How long have you been a homosexual?

Earl:: how long have you been an idiot?

Maureen: Okay…didn’t want that response…just a question. You didn’t have to answer. . . . You could have pleaded the 5th.

Earl:: I didnt answer.

Earl:: And besides it’s not a crime so I wouldn’t be incriminating myself.